This insanity is endless...

[sinkov]

While BT continues to struggle with BDS, up in Boris free Scotland they're making it up as they go along as well.

"NUMBERS of patients in Scottish hospitals with Covid-19 were being dramatically overplayed by around 80 per cent, it emerged today.

Nicola Sturgeon said a review of the counting system had led to the dramatic fall in the official tally. Under the old measure - which included patients who had recovered from coronavirus, but were still in hospital for unrelated conditions - there would have been 262 people logged today. But the First Minister said a "new and more accurate measure" showed the current figure was 48 patients.

We told earlier this month how academics at Oxford University's Centre for Evidence-Based Medicine had pointed out the flaw. Ms Sturgeon then said she had ordered a review."

They were overcounting the deaths in England, they were overcounting the hospital admissions in Scotland, but both Hancock and Sturgeon expressed surprise when the flaws were pointed out to them. Bollox, it's the same scam they're now using with the new 'cases', which in reality are simply positive tests from a seriously flawed testing system, and bears no relation to the number of people actually ill enough with the virus to be admitted to hospital, which number is so insignificant, they really don't want to disclose it to you at all.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Cretins.

[sinkov]

Lancashire goes into lockdown, except for Blackpool which has a rate of 38 per 100,000. No exception for us in the Ribble Valley, with a rate of 23 per 100,000, work that one out. God help us, we're being run by lunatics.

[Supersub6]

The UK intercepted 12 boats trying to cross The Channel, however, Border Patrol Aggents confirmed that they were people from Bolton trying to get to their nearest Test Centre in La Rochelle.

[alfinyalcabo]

Lancashire goes into lockdown, except for Blackpool which has a rate of 38 per 100,000. No exception for us in the Ribble Valley, with a rate of 23 per 100,000, work that one out. God help us, we're being run by lunatics.

phookin unbelievable isn't it,it's amazing how the illuminations are allowed to continue to have visitors.

[Balanbam00]

Sub : Are you sure of your info? The Border Patrol Agents, could be wrong ,coming to quick conclusions,wanting to boost their profile,for this a little more cash given to them! I bet they were really off to Palestine ,where ever that is ?You know those people in Bolton ,listening to the same Radio station there 'Ackbar News '' in F M. I am sure it has some effect on them!

[Supersub6]

Sub : Are you sure of your info? The Border Patrol Agents, could be wrong ,coming to quick conclusions,wanting to boost their profile,for this a little more cash given to them! I bet they were really off to Palestine ,where ever that is ?You know those people in Bolton ,listening to the same Radio station there 'Ackbar News '' in F M. I am sure it has some effect on them!

Bloody hell Balan, they don't have FM in Bolton they just have old crystal sets, in fact, I'm surprised that they even know about Palestine. I reckon that BT is getting some inside information from someone.

[Altobelli]

The UK intercepted 12 boats trying to cross The Channel, however, Border Patrol Aggents confirmed that they were people from Bolton trying to get to their nearest Test Centre in La Rochelle.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

You may well laugh Alto!

It turns out we have had people coming to our three test centres from as far afield as Carlisle and Stoke.

Unfortunately no-one told the data inputters these people were not from Bolton.

Result: Bolton goes into total lockdown.

It's now time for this Cabal of Conservative and Unionist Cabinet Minister Cretins to do the decent thing and jump on Do One Airlines methinks...

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[sinkov]

You think Bolton is being hard done by BT ? Maybe it is, but here in the Ribble Valley we've been put into lockdown because of 23 positive tests out of 100,000, a quick calculation on the back of a fag shows that Clitheroe, with a population of 16,000, must have had 4 positive cases, and for that we're being put into lockdown. It's fecking insane.

The football club has played about 5 games at home with gates of 300-400, if there are only 4 positives then Shawbridge is clearly not a breeding ground for Covid, nevertheless we're told we can't go to watch them play anymore, we can't watch a football match in open air, but we can go and sit in the pub instead. It's fecking insane.