Beirut

[The Bedlington Terrier]

It was also a little warm in Bolton last night Balan, it was even too hot to cuddle the Child Bride...

[Balanbam00]

BT: What can we do with you ? You say you are very practical ,pragmatic etc. Then install Air Condition, in every room ,toilet also,and expel air too. ! Buy her the best fragrance you like to smell too, the one that sends you to heaven if its not her birthday ,make an excuse ,you thought it was near etc, If you will be having problems in that department I can help you.Step one ,I can send you holy water ,a gift straight from the faucet of my kitchen ( to you free of charge!) Do it smart,cleaver , ( Just invite her to have a shower with you,and sprinkle it on her!)She could after that say her feelings to you, i e ''Oh, you handsome hunk you ! My passionate devil Lets not watch the footy and run away to bed NOW ''!! .......I expect you to take it easy on our IDF after that ,You can have a 2nd bottle of Holy water ,from Jerusalem ,if she asks you after that ,''are you still alive?''

[The Bedlington Terrier]

BT: What can we do with you ? You say you are very practical ,pragmatic etc. Then install Air Condition, in every room ,toilet also,and expel air too. ! Buy her the best fragrance you like to smell too, the one that sends you to heaven if its not her birthday ,make an excuse ,you thought it was near etc, If you will be having problems in that department I can help you.Step one ,I can send you holy water ,a gift straight from the faucet of my kitchen ( to you free of charge!) Do it smart,cleaver , ( Just invite her to have a shower with you,and sprinkle it on her!)She could after that say her feelings to you, i e ''Oh, you handsome hunk you ! My passionate devil Lets not watch the footy and run away to bed NOW ''!! .......I expect you to take it easy on our IDF after that ,You can have a 2nd bottle of Holy water ,from Jerusalem ,if she asks you after that ,''are you still alive?''

You do talk some proper bollox Balan, but I love you nevertheless!

[Balanbam00]

BT: This is Holy water from the Holy land !! Or do you want me to send water from Gaza?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

BT: This is Holy water from the Holy land !! Or do you want me to send water from Gaza?

I'd like the Israelis to ensure the citizens of Gaza have enough clean drinking water Balan. Me? I'll stick to the highland malt and Scottish water mix thank you very much.

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[sinkov]

Interestingly Balan, a French Journalist and an English speaking eye witness both claim they saw a "fast moving rocket/missile/fighter plane" directly over their heads moments before BOOM!

Any advance on TWO eye witnesses yet ? Or are we just dealing with two vivid imaginations ?

[Balanbam00]

sinkov : Interesting '' above their heads before the boom'' .means it came from the east? (From the East, its mountains, down to the city, then the port,heading to the direction of the west). Then it came from Syria? Any moving object would be picked up on the radar screens? Yes, but one journalist and....... any Arabs = 50 imaginations or thoughts???

[sinkov]

sinkov : Interesting '' above their heads before the boom'' .means it came from the east? (From the East, its mountains, down to the city, then the port,heading to the direction of the west). Then it came from Syria? Any moving object would be picked up on the radar screens? Yes, but one journalist and....... any Arabs = 50 imaginations or thoughts???

I'm quite surprised the BBC's Foreign Correspondent in Beirut didn't see it as well. He may well be charged with deriliction of duty.

[Balanbam00]

BT : But anybody in Britain although far away like your good self ,should know Israel can not construct building products in the Gaza Strip.We would be 'shooting ducks' for them,target practise. For your note book ,we do not occupy Gaza.So J C's good friends Hamas have that responsibility.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Any advance on TWO eye witnesses yet ? Or are we just dealing with two vivid imaginations ?

Refer to post 75 and consider how may doubles it would take to see "fast moving objects?"