The only time I went to a test match it was ruined by hundreds of black guys who thought it was a hoot to constantly shake beer cans filled with pebbles. Luckily they hadn't heard of vuvuzelas.
No, it was Headingley. I've still got splinters in my rrse from the benches. I t was a long time ago, I was very drunk and I think our only decent batsman was a South African; Lamb? Might just have been Old Trafford. Definitely not Edgbaston as I would only visit Birmingham flying a nuclear bomber.
What on earth does it matter what people think, Wan? I thought a goal up against a frankly w*nk bad Croatian side the World Cup was ours. But my thoughts mattered nothing while the spineless surrender of our overpaid players and useless manager mattered much. Oh, sorry, wrong sport!
See Buttler is having another nightmare.
He needs to book his ideas up that lad.
TBF he did say behind the wickets.