Whether your granny died, you've just lost your job or the wife has run off with your best friend (some would say that's a plus) you can always rely on this excellent Dee forum to cheer you up.

This is the forum that called Shankland a pub player and said Kane Hemmings was the best striker in the league last year. But it seems Hemmings is now a useless money grabbing Judas.

The more successful we are, the more threads appear about stuff like best goal you saw in the 60's, best strip from the 70's and Cup failures from many decades (select your own favourite failure). My favourite thread at the moment is Dees In The Prem, because if you can't actually be in the Premiership yourself at least you can talk about players that are.

If the Texans head home I won't be shedding any tears, but I'll just have to find something else to make me laugh.

Dundee is United