First round of the league cup, this game is nothing but a nuisance for the Blues. If there was no virus, attendance would be 5422, with a thousand from Cambridge, after all. how often do Cambridge get to play in a proper ground against a proper club?

Im sure there would be laughter at the back of the stands, at the blues end, and maybe the cambridge end, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there, or watching a video on their phones, of Tommy Cooper bumbling about, wearing a cambridge shirt.

The new Cambridge centre forward has admitted he has no talent, just a battering ram. When he comes up against centre halves as strong and can play, he will look like a Tommy Cooper joke. What Cambridge players have talent? Oh, there was one, he joined Mansfield, he got hacked off because he wasnt played where he should have been.

Way to go Cambridge, Cambridge Cambridge rah rah rah. Blues 5 Cambridge 0. After 10 mins. OUT OUT OUT.