Hello Claw...the banana leaf made me laugh and reminds me of a trip I made to the Seychelles about 15 years ago with my wife and a group of friends. We were out touring one of the islands when I got seriously caught short. I had no option but to discreetly leave the bunch and disappear into a tropical forest. Problem of course is that I don’t walk around with toilet roll and had to find a substitute. There was a tree with huge leaves and I used one of them and it done the job. Problem was that a few hours later my arse hole was stinging like mad! When I got back to the hotel my arse was red phucking raw. It only lasted a day or so and everything got back to normal but phuck knows what tree it was.