A lot to unpick there.
Do you watch a lot of Bernard Manning's comedy?
"If a dog's born in a stable it doesn't make it a horse".
Ah......now I know im being "WHOOOOOSHED".
Note to self, don't respond to live ones.
What's your next one then?
"There's no black in the Union Jack"?
Give us yer full reportoir.
I suspect that the 'racism' problem in Scotland is confined to those who are wedded to the Anti-White political narrative which folk like you seem to be bewitched by. It's very real and very toxic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikOlqqdGZBU
But since you seem to have an interest in racial comedy, I'll give you this version instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoCIuNw7IVg&t=5s
This resurrected poster might not be everybody's cup of tea but fair play to him for squeezing the word 'colloquialisms' in there.
That must be like 12 letters or something and for that we should all be grateful.