Anything with a pulse could score within ten minutes of being in this tarts presence. If you havent after an hour and a half, serious questions need to be asked.

Newport sign Uniteds cast offs, but could they score.? No. Signing Ade Azeez was amazing, is that club nuts? Willmot plays for them. He could be presented with five open goals per game, and miss the lot.

The only reason for Newports existence is to get stuffed. The only reason for Uniteds existence is to get stuffed, but not as bad as Newport.

Big fail. Losing at Newport can only be seen as like smoking a f ag under the concrete dome at Chernobyl. Beat Carlisle, lose at Newport?, progress...... zero.