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Thread: Phosphine In The Atmosphere Of Venus

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    Phosphine In The Atmosphere Of Venus

    Down at The Dog & Duck for many years we have talked of little else other than phosphine. Thus we believe that the phosphine that has been discovered in the atmosphere of Venus indicates that some form of life is responsible for it and that nothing else in nature can create it.

    Yet there are scientists who tell us that volcanoes can produce it and that there is more than an adequate supply of volcanoes on Venus. Furthermore, there are now physicists and other scientists of appropriate related disciplines who are turning their attention to discovering the definitive answer to the question "What are the various things in nature that can create phosphine?".

    Well they can all p­iss off. Those of us at The Dog & Duck believe that other than life there is f­uck all that can create phosphine. Our belief trumps science all day every day, t­wats.

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    Wot about belief that is supported by evidence and logic, but a definitive conclusion remains elusive?

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    Life is not the only means of creating phosphine, so I shall only get excited about there being life in the atmosphere of Venus when it is directly discovered by a craft gathering some of it like the old mail trains gathered mail bags dangling by the side of the line.

    This kind of life, probably microbes, would give the scientists of various disciplines perpetual multiple orgasms. This is because all life on Earth is regarded as being fundamentally the same. Finding even the most simplest form of life almost within farting distance of Earth would be interpreted to indicate that there must be a vast number of the 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 estimated planets in the known universe that contain life at various levels of development, even if only a very tiny proportion of that number of planets contained life.

    Some experts think that life in the universe, other than on Earth, either does not exist or is extremely rare. Two examples of life on adjacent planets would blow that theory away.

    The one negative about such a discovery in the atmosphere of Venus would be The Great Filter Theory. This theory is that simple life is common throughout the universe but something prevents very nearly all of it developing to a stage where it gets technological enough to create signals in the radio spectrum (radio, television, radar) or whatever it uses which could be detected from a long distance away in the cosmos. There are numerous Doomsday possibilities such as plague, climate change, cataclysmic weaponry (which is possible for us on Earth), gamma ray bursts, large asteroid arriving at high speed (which created the conditions that eventually killed all but the smallest creatures on Earth). The full list is almost as long as my d­ick and thus would take all day to read.

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    And it is from your dick that evolved life has spewed forth, or more tellingly, your dads. It is with such warmth that i read this missal that i know life beyond your esteemed position in the Universe is possible.

    6equj5 is but the start. I am sure that if we looked phosphine is ejaculated, either by mouth or rear end or both, so that it can supperate worlds leading to wet computers all over.

    Give thanks that your special place here is appreciated and valued.

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