Av visions of Cosmo Smallpeace/BennyHill Iin mi earrd nar
Av just bin forra runnart , a saw Dane and an elderly oriental woman in iz car stood at traffic leets up Dodeth rooard , abart hafe eleven , iffiz off tu match ? I'll evta nockabart ,, it'sa reyt trek darn tu yond Barksheer
I blame Conway for ivvrything that is bad/wrong in the world--
The Coronavirus pandemic
Global warming
Wars
Poverty
Famine
Drought
Extinction of species
Forest fires
Floods
My pot lavender plant dying
His running of Barnsley FC is just one more to add to the list