Could it be that Bonner is working a miracle? Who that is not of a celestial origin can turn a club around that makes ingrained and constant incompetence a permanent theme?

Another aspect of gross, boring nothingness is that Bonner has been under their noses for years. There is no doubt that the genetic code of United is to foul up, as im sure the intention was there this time, but not working out like that.

If you have a gun and take pot shots at the sky in a haphazard fooling around way, you are bound to hit something sometime, usually your own foot. Like Uniteds appointment of a youth reserve team player with one or two appearences behind him.

It hasnt worked out like that though, Bonner has worked a miracle, getting results from the off. Dont be put off though, if someone else wants him they could have him for the price of two gob stoppers, remember them?

My cunning plan is to label him promising, as the gods are bound to destroy him. To cast him as an English Mourinho, or a budding Venables is bound to back fire and we can get back to the footballing equivalent of reading Nietzche on god and the universe.

So be it. I expect Bonner to be english footballs saviour, to win the world cup with England, and manage ACMilan, Udinese, Atletico Madrid, and Walsall.

The spell has been cast.

I kneel to the MESSIAH.

Keef of Wisbech Road.