What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?
You can’t take a joke.
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
A lip reader.
What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?
You can’t take a joke.
Police were called to a house of ill repute to find a punter wearing a Sheffield Wednesday shirt had fallen down the stairs and had broken his neck. They asked one of the ladies to take his shirt off a dress him in stockings and suspenders. Why should I do that said the lady of the night..... The policeman replied....It will avoid causing his family any further embarrassment.
For sale at Owls club shop S6.
I Tony Pulis baseball caps.
Buy one get two free. 😂
BREAKING NEWS - The price of Tuna & seafood is being tripled. All extra profits are going to the CHANSIRI BENEVOLENT FUND.
To pay players wages, compo to Garry Monk, compo to Tony Pulis and an extra fund for the next incoming Owls manager.. 🤣🤣
Has Compo signed?
Is the joke of the day us having to play toneet?
Rotherham
"That's it!" she stormed, "I can't compete with you and your 80's rock music. I'm leaving you. I've met someone new." "No! Who is it?!" I shouted. "He's called Tommy and he's not in the least bit obsessed with Bon Jovi!" "Tommy?" I said, "He used to work on the docks."