O/T Joke of the day

[Brin]

I wish John Denver was still around....he could have helped me fill out my cencus.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Darren Moore new manager at Sheffield Wednesday, went to the doctors,
he said, " Doctor, since I've been at Hillsborough, I have had cold, after
cold, after cold, I just can't get rid of cold ".





Doctor replied, " I know your problem Mr Moore ".



" You have no Defence ".

That would still be a joke of the day with only the first two words

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Old Lady wrote a letter to Darren Moore, Sheffield Wednesday manager, she said, " I've been a Owls
fan for 90 years, is there any chance of the players, wearing their shirt numbers on the front of
their shirts, so it makes us look like, we are attacking ".

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

One of my neighbours, has Kleptomania, but when it gets bad,
He takes something for it.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

My neighbour is a maniokleptic

He walks into shops and leaves things behind

[howdydoo]

A prostitute told me I could have *** with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.


Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?


She replied "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

A prostitute told me I could have *** with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.


Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?


She replied "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."

Could have been Johnathan Woss in drag

[Scum-Triumphant]

How does a non binary samurai kill people

They/them

(Say it aloud)

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Bloke to Girl, " Can I buy you a drink ",
Girl, " Sorry no, but alcohol is bad for my legs ",
Bloke, " Why do they swell ",
Girl, " No, they spread ".

[Ronners]

Our sympathies go out to Sheffield Utd who have become the first team to be relegated this season........



In Sheffield.