Sheffield Wednesday are looking to sign a player from the Chines leagues.
Lee Gwon.
What's the difference between a hedgehog and Hillsborough ?
Answer : On a hedgehog the PR1CKS are on the outside.
Sheffield Wednesday are looking to sign a player from the Chines leagues.
Lee Gwon.
What’s got 200 legs and only 4 teeth?
The queue at Weatherspoon’s this Saturday.
I left two Sheffield Wednesday tickets on my dashboard the other day and someone smashed my window and put two more there.!
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts...so the driver happily munches them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.
Driver: 'Why don't you east them yourself?'
Lady: 'I can't chew them. Look I have no teeth'
Driver: 'Then why do you buy them?'
Lady: Oh I just love the chocolate around them'
While lockdown was on I had the upstairs decorated, the man doing it was actually a redundant ��*✈️ Pilot !
Yes he gave us a lovely landing !
Wife informed husband the s*x is better on holiday. Not a very nice postcard to receive 😷
My wife said " Choose, it's either me or football "
I replied " Give me 90 minutes to think."
I f*rted in a lift this morning. It was wrong at so many levels
A little boy gets separated from his mum in TJ Hughes, so he approaches a member of staff. The kind lady offers to put a tannoy message out for his mum "What's she wearing darling?" asks the lady
"Jeans and a Sheffield Wednesday shirt"
"Okay, and what's she like?"
"Big c0cks and Bacardi Breezers says the little boy.
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