I was walking past Hillsborough the other day and saw a Wednesday season ticket nailed to a tree. I thought " I'm having that, you can't have enough nails can you ? "
There's been a disaster, no not the sacking of Gary Monk.
Seven dwarfs are trapped underground after a cave collapsed. A rescue team goes in to help them. One of the team shouts, " can anyone hear me, is anyone there "
A voice from the dark replied - " Wednesdays are staying up "
A guy from the rescue team says " At least DOPEY is still alive " 😁
Rotherham United are making an audacious bid for Mr Messi in January.
If successful and at the request of some fans they will make follow up bids for Mr Grumpy and Mr Grumble.
What's the difference between a baby and a Sheffield Wednesday fan ?
Answer : a baby will stop whining after a while !!!
JK Rowling talking about her 20th anniversary of Harry Potter. I don't think anyone has milked a small wizard this much since Debbie McGee.
I went to p.orn stars reunion yesterday.....it was nice to come across old faces again!!!!
Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs or because they love c.ocks?
Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.