Reply With QuoteDrinking at home instead of at the bar isn't working out......I almost asked the Wife for her mobile number!
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My neighbour's just banged on my wall at 4.20am, can you believe that! Lucky I was still up playing music.......
He banged and shouted,''can we have a little respect please?''
So I shouted back, '' I'm not a big Erasure fan, but okay this one's for you''.
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Drinking at home instead of at the bar isn't working out......I almost asked the Wife for her mobile number!
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Dirty Deidre says to her best friend Mucky Mary : " I can understand how you get Bob from Robert & Bill from William but how do you get DICK from Richard " ?
Mucky Mary replies : " Just show him your minge ".
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Whats the difference between Rotherham United and a Tea Bag.
The Tea Bag stays in the cup longer.
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And loved by chimpsOriginally Posted by Ericsladkilnhurst
Whats the difference between Rotherham United and a Tea Bag.
The Tea Bag stays in the cup longer.
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And our defence has more holes.Whats the difference between Rotherham United and a Tea Bag.
The Tea Bag stays in the cup longer.
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A wife got so mad at her husband, she packed his bags, and told him to get out of the house.
As he walked to the door, she shouted, " And I hope you die a long slow, and very painful death ".
He turned around and said, " So, you want me to stay ".
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Two ladies of the night sat at the bottom of the stairs in the brothel.
One says - you know what Mavis, I’ve been up and down these stairs 16 times tonight.
Oh your poor feet. - Mavis replied.
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when I was a young lad I was blessed with an 8 inch c.ock......
Unfortunately it belonged to Father O'Malley.
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Injury Lawyers 4 You are w.ank!
When our neighbours 15 year old Daughter cut herself climbing over our fence they told me to take photos of her gash......guess who's up in court soon.
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