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Thread: O/T Joke of the day

  1. #41
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    What's the difference between a hedgehog and Hillsborough ?

    Answer : On a hedgehog the PR1CKS are on the outside.

  2. #42
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    Sheffield Wednesday are looking to sign a player from the Chines leagues.

    Lee Gwon.

  3. #43
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    What’s got 200 legs and only 4 teeth?

    The queue at Weatherspoon’s this Saturday.

  4. #44
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    I left two Sheffield Wednesday tickets on my dashboard the other day and someone smashed my window and put two more there.!

  5. #45
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    An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts...so the driver happily munches them.

    Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.

    Driver: 'Why don't you east them yourself?'

    Lady: 'I can't chew them. Look I have no teeth'

    Driver: 'Then why do you buy them?'

    Lady: Oh I just love the chocolate around them'

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    While lockdown was on I had the upstairs decorated, the man doing it was actually a redundant ��*✈️ Pilot !
    Yes he gave us a lovely landing !

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    Wife informed husband the s*x is better on holiday. Not a very nice postcard to receive 😷

  8. #48
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    My wife said " Choose, it's either me or football "

    I replied " Give me 90 minutes to think."

  9. #49
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    I f*rted in a lift this morning. It was wrong at so many levels

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    A little boy gets separated from his mum in TJ Hughes, so he approaches a member of staff. The kind lady offers to put a tannoy message out for his mum "What's she wearing darling?" asks the lady
    "Jeans and a Sheffield Wednesday shirt"
    "Okay, and what's she like?"
    "Big c0cks and Bacardi Breezers says the little boy.
    Last edited by Godsend.F.C.; 10-12-2020 at 11:42 PM.

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