Jack Ross

[57vintage]

“Are there many of you French fellas in Sheffield?”

[donsdaft]

Gweeence

[Donanddusted]

"Jimmeee!!!"

[NaeMairNeeps]

[Br0chred]

He is doing an absolutely flocking splendid job.

[DonUnder]

Perhaps if they got Reginal Molehusband to park the bus?

Or, given their budget...

Augustus Winthrop to park the bike?

[NaeMairNeeps]

Perhaps if they got Reginal Molehusband to park the bus?

Or, given their budget...

Augustus Winthrop to park the bike?

[NaeMairNeeps]

Well ... this thread has been more fun than most of late

.... in terms of the general theme of the last two pages, might I suggest that 'Shake n' Vac is now rhyming slang for 'the sack' ? ... not, I hasten to add, to be used pertaining to 'Oh michty, fit'na fine strappin filly ... widna myn gettin her in the Shake n' Vac' ( pertaining equally to other attractive beings of other gender identities, but distancing my comment from that pertaining to non human, under the age of consent, and non consensual encounters).

Shake n' Vac.

Shake hands, and Vacate the premises.

Appropriately tho .... Joot is a fibre used in carpets ... 'carpeted' is another term for being held to account ( and sometimes told yev ran oot o' rope.)

So I propose .... in order for Joot tae put the freshness back, they need tae gie JR the ol' Shake n' Vac.

His first name is Jack as well .... there's a limerick there waitin' tae be written ... Ah've had a go, but it's nae gellin' ... But Ah'll keep Zander Diamondin awa at it

[57vintage]

Perhaps if they got Reginald Molehusband to park the bus?

Or, given their budget...

Augustus Winthrop to park the bike?

“Ah were right about that saddle, though”.

[InversneckieDob]

Although it’s the government information adverts that are stuck forever in my mind.

Finish the following sayings

1/ a brick a bolt a bar a cup

2/ Polish a floor and put a rug on it?

3/ I wish, I wish I didn’t keep losing my birds

Invariably fall down not up;

You might as well set a man trap;

Then learn to swim young man, learn to swim.