Anyone here after a while, or for the first time, welcome, even if you’re just looking in. You may be looking for a new home, in which case have a look around and be assured that the neighbourhood is peaceful and full of like-minded folk, but feel free to invite your friends over, they’ll be very welcome. If you’re looking for a part-time holiday home you’re equally welcome; dip in and out as you want, no-ones going to object or criticise. There are some regulars here but we don’t bite. Much.

If you don’t like the ads then use an appropriate piece of “avoidance software”. I don’t find them an issue but PM me if you want advice.

Oh, and wipe your feet, I’m not about to clean up after you all the time.