Reply With Quote''I asked my young kids what they wanted for Christmas ,I was stunned! They said '' Dragons, Red Devils and even fecking Rhinos, dad!''
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Saints are playing Warriors, what the feck is that, sounds like baby-house names, I've just looked some more up, apparently there are Dragons, Red Devils and even fecking Rhinos. Does this make it more exciting ? Is it a game for children perhaps ? Jesus fecking wept.
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''I asked my young kids what they wanted for Christmas ,I was stunned! They said '' Dragons, Red Devils and even fecking Rhinos, dad!''
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Lol! I never had you down with a sense of humour Balan.Originally Posted by Balanbam00
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I was just flicking channels on SKY Sports last night and saw Super League Grand Cup Final and thought "I'll give that a go".
Turned on saw the score was 4-4 and only a few minutes remaining. The "Warriors" missed a penalty kick, the "Saints" then rummaged forward and one of their chaps hit a "Hail Mary" drop kick from about a mile out.
The ball hit the post and bounced back into play a nifty ****age kid nipped in past a "Warrior" and managed to keep himself in play and score a touch down.
Grown men "Saints" were rolling about in the mud celebrating and the "Warriors" were sat on their hunches crying. To echo sinkov: "Is it a game for children perhaps ? Jesus fecking wept."
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Look, to be born in Rishton you had to have some form of humour!!
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Ah well, such is life --here's a little game which you can get children to play ------re-arrange these words into a phrase or saying:-
Bliss folly is ignorance is it wise be to where!
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A Jewish Rishtonian? That's quite a blend.
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I must have known a few back in the distant past. I worked in the District Bank in Rishton when it was a sub-branch of Great Harwood.A Jewish Rishtonian? That's quite a blend.
THat was before how meand another staff member worked out how we could rob the bank over Easter and nobody would know until the Tuesday after the holiday ---we both decided that it was time to leave!
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Jay in midfield
Benson starts ahead of Guds??
Team
Burnley
15Peacock-Farrell
2Lowton
5Tarkowski
6Mee
3Taylor
19Rodriguez
18Westwood
41Benson
11McNeil
10Barnes
9Wood
Substitutes
7Gudmundsson
23Pieters
25Norris
27Vydra
28Long
34Dunne
44Goodridge
Foden Silva Sterling on bench
City
31Ederson
2Walker
5Stones
3Rúben Dias
22Mendy
17De Bruyne
16Rodri
8Gündogan
26Mahrez
9Gabriel Jesus
21Torres
Substitutes
7Sterling
13Steffen
20Bernardo Silva
25Fernandinho
27Cancelo
47Foden
50García
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