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Thread: OT--Dogging overlooking the Lancashire Plain

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    OT--Dogging overlooking the Lancashire Plain

    A Magistrate's Court Case in the Halifax Courier ed me laughing.

    Just off Exit 22 of M62, the Saddleworth Moor turn off, there's a car park next to a mast where tha can see the whole of South Lancs on a clear day, a popular parking spot.
    A Motorway Patrol bobby pulled in for a break and happened upon a couple in dogging mode in the back of their car with a small gathering watching. They claimed they were getting changed ready to go walking but no walking clothes could be seen. Upon checking the bobby found the car's MOT had expired and it was this that brought him in front of the Magistrates.

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    Sarnds assiff that Bobby wa HOUNDING em , he musta bin gen a LEAD frum sumdi , warrit same bobby who wa cott wia female officer in same spot ? Geein her some TRUNCHEON meyt fo lunch , nubdi saw his BOBBIES helmet ageeun afta that

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    A Magistrate's Court Case in the Halifax Courier ed me laughing.

    Just off Exit 22 of M62, the Saddleworth Moor turn off, there's a car park next to a mast where tha can see the whole of South Lancs on a clear day, a popular parking spot.
    A Motorway Patrol bobby pulled in for a break and happened upon a couple in dogging mode in the back of their car with a small gathering watching. They claimed they were getting changed ready to go walking but no walking clothes could be seen. Upon checking the bobby found the car's MOT had expired and it was this that brought him in front of the Magistrates.

    Wa ther drivin a Rover?

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    Bobby worra little Sh1tsu fo doing them forra moment of joy.

    Let them express their feelings for each other in the fresh air is wot aah say. A Covid break from the four walls of their 'arse.

    We're all Tier 3 Now.
    Last edited by SBRed48; 26-11-2020 at 07:36 PM.

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    Was it Nudger?

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