Wednesday or Utd. Utd. They’re more manly than Wednesday.

Utd or Citeh. Citeh, obviously.

Liverpool or Everton. Everton, slightly less scouse.

Newcastle or Sunlan. Sunlan because they’ve won something.

Brizzel city or Rovers. Rovers, I feel sorry for em.

Arse or Spuds. Arse. Spuds fans are the most miserable, whiney creatures I’ve ever met.

Ipswich or Narwich. Ipswich cos their blue and I don’t like yellow.

Vllla or Brum. Brum. Slightly less brummie. Weird!

Cardiff or Swansea. Cardiff cos their fans and their city are most like ours.

Millwall or Wham. I sway, depending on the day. They both amuse me.

Brighton or Palarse. Both courtesy sides. Brighton

Leeds or Chelsea. Leeds, Chelsea are nuffin.

Plymuff or Exeter. Exeter, what’s not to like. Plymuff are Narwich in green.

Barnsley or Rovram. Rovram, for obvious reasons. Much nicer chaps.