Wednesday or Utd... Wednesday, just not keen on Utd

Utd or Citeh... City, obviously

Liverpool or Everton... Everton, don't seem quite so scouse

Newcastle or Sunlan... Newcastle, Mike Ashley is great

Brizzel city or Rovers... Rovers, just because

Arse or Spuds, Spurs, only just though

Ipswich or Narwich... couldn't give a rat's arse

Vllla or Brum... Villa, my old neighbour was a blue nose and he was a c**t, and had a sh!t accent

Cardiff or Swansea... Cardiff, for sharing the final with us

Millwall or Wham... Millwall, but West Ham are ok

Brighton or Palarse... Palace I suppose, not really bothered with either

Leeds or Chelsea... Leeds, hate Chelsea

Plymuff or Exeter... rat's arse time again

Barnsley or Rovram... both, obviously!