Reply With QuoteNice and topical:
Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? "Because there was no Zoom at the inn". Boom, Boom!
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Seeing that I opened the thread, I'm having first dibs...
What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song? "I'm Driving Home for Christmas."
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Nice and topical:
Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? "Because there was no Zoom at the inn". Boom, Boom!
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What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?
When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
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What do three ho's get you?
One very happy Santa.
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It's Christmas !
It's a Joke ffs !
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You started reading the Daily Mail BT? I’m shocked.Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier
Seeing that I opened the thread, I'm having first dibs...
What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song? "I'm Driving Home for Christmas."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...okes-2020.html
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That's the best joke of the year OC. Oh! Oh! Oh!You started reading the Daily Mail BT? I’m shocked.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...okes-2020.html
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My best friend has just won the Tallest Christmas Tree competition.
I thought to myself, “How can you possibly top that?”
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Not very current but funny
Why didn't Roy Hodgson go to visit Santa at The North Pole?
He couldn't get past Iceland.
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
A pineapple!
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must present something relating to or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter asks, 'How do these represent Christmas?'
Answer: 'They're Carol's.
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