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Thread: Cambridge v Burnley EXTRAVAGANZA.

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    Cambridge v Burnley EXTRAVAGANZA.

    Ladieeeeeeeees and gentlemen, i have the pleasure of presenting a challenge match between two heavyweights.

    On my right, the TORY grandee, a kind suvvern softee, but with a literary punch as hard as it gets, weighing in with a brain bigger than Jupiter, the champion of the free world.........PSAW.........

    HORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....PSAW PSAW PSAW.........

    On my left, a light weight heavyweight, tipping the scales at 6 stone 2 pounds, the sasquatch of the north, cloth capped, whippet owning red, ALFINCALIBOOOOOOOOOO....

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    The bout will take place Tuesday the 19th.

    Here is the midweek list of fixtures. There is a mixture.

    Group A

    Leicester v Chelsea.
    Blackburn v Swansea.
    Derby v Bournemouth
    Rotherham v Stoke.

    Group B

    Crewe v Bristol Rovers
    MK V Fleetwood.
    Cheltenham v Newport
    Southend v Cambridge.

    Group C

    Tranmere v Forest Green
    Bromley v Sutton
    Solihull v Weymouth
    Yeovil v Notts co.

    Usual rules apply, may the best man win, which will be PSAW.

    CAMBRIDGE CAMBRIDGE RA RA RA.

    Place your bets.

    The fixtures are midweek so not to clash.

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    Don't bet any money on it Alf as Frank has previous,good luck with all of those games being played

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    Like I said elsewhere, is this a one-off, one day affair? Just asking so Frank can’t say “oh, but I’ll catch up next week”.

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    This is just a one off to boost Franks ego.. I don't mind being the fall guy if it makes Frank happy.

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    Make sure that you check if the scores /results are before or after kick off Alf

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    Are you implying the Sarthern Softee might try and cheat Chalky.?

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    It was just a bit of fun, you miserable tw ats. Cancelled.

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    Well as Frank had pitched this as a boxing match and he's thrown in the towel even before the first round has started I declare Alf the winner and the North rules

    Well done on your victory Alf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    It was just a bit of fun, you miserable tw ats. Cancelled.
    Did you get scared Frank?

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    The A-Team are the mid-week winners!

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