The Once Mighty Aberdeen v Murderwell Match Thread

[Basingstokered]

Yes, it was back so don't know what happened last week

To honor Colin Kaepernick and the kneel only the subs should be doing the kneeling, when Colin was starting QB he was happy to stand !

[blowupsheep]

Looks like cosgrove could play for a week and not score

He's like watching an elephant play with a beach ball

A summary of his contribution from the BBC text:

31' Foul By Sam Cosgrove (Aberdeen)
47' Offside, Aberdeen. Joe Lewis tries a through ball, but Sam Cosgrove is caught offside.
87' Substitution, Aberdeen, Curtis Main replaces Sam Cosgrove.

Without a doubt his contribution in the 87th minute by far and away his most effective of the whole game.

Cheers Sam

[Don_Corleone]

A summary of his contribution from the BBC text:

31' Foul By Sam Cosgrove (Aberdeen)
47' Offside, Aberdeen. Joe Lewis tries a through ball, but Sam Cosgrove is caught offside.
87' Substitution, Aberdeen, Curtis Main replaces Sam Cosgrove.

Without a doubt his contribution in the 87th minute by far and away his most effective of the whole game.

Cheers Sam

Haha they missed a few others that I noted.

"Ball played up to Cosgrove who takes a first touch. Throw in to Motherwell."
"Cross comes in to Cosgrove at the back post 6 yards out. Goal kick to Motherwell."
"Ball played forward. Cosgrove slips and lands on his back."
"Ball up to Cosgrove. Cosgrove falls to the ground with no-one around him."

[NaeMairNeeps]

Panda’s BBC report should be used on journalism courses everywhere, as a masterly, exemplary, paradigmic sample of top-dollar clichéd fitba writing.

57 min .... assumin 'Panda' is Andy Southwick .... it gets worse ....

"Tommie Hoban's header gave Aberdeen an interval lead after Motherwell were reduced to 10 men and Andrew Considine added a second for the hosts late on."

.... criminal!

[57vintage]

57 min .... assumin 'Panda' is Andy Southwick .... it gets worse ....

"Tommie Hoban's header gave Aberdeen an interval lead after Motherwell were reduced to 10 men and Andrew Considine added a second for the hosts late on."

.... criminal!

Aye, he's Panda, originally Denbo, whose screiver ambitions have always been greater than his abilities with a pen, keyboard or broadcast condenser microphone.

That copy wouldn't have got anywhere near publication had it been passed under my forensic jeweller's eyeglass.

[Mason89]

I saw him bouncing around to the David Murray song at Ibrox years ago. Don’t think it made his match report

[RED_JOHN]

Good win for us at the weekend as many thought we wouldn’t get all three points (I thought we would struggle). We created quite a few chances and in all honesty it should have been more. Well done Dons, that’s more like it.