Predictions against Leeds United

[coastferret]

If that`s 5 at the back I`m a fu king dutchman, one bad pass on the half way line, to fit in with all the other bad passes, and we get caught with 2 against 4, like a bunch of rabbits in the headlights

[bix01]

I suppose after tonight’s defeat we can dust ourselves down, keep doing the basics right and concentrate on the encouraging signs when we play Everton on Saturday.

[ex_pat_magpie]

Bruce’s agile football mind will soon turn this round

His mind hasn't been in gear since he was in his playing days.

[toonfalifekevbrown]

Awful

[trinitoon]

Clearly Brucie's tactics are to:

1. Smash the ball up towards isolated attackers, which...
2. Immediately gives the opposition the ball to...
3. Attack us at will until...
4. We eventually lose the ball while "defending", concede and then...
5. Talk some faux motivational sh'it and make excuses while he says he's not making excuses in the post-match.

Newcastle couldn't string three forward passes together even if the oppo stood still.

Even making Partdue look good here, wor Bruce.

[Sclox]

23% possession at home against a newly promoted side.

[Zippity]

Even making Partdue look good here, wor Bruce.

That's the truth of it. He's even giving McClown a run for his money.

[liikape]

Every opponent keep pressing because they know we cant keep or pass the ball.

[Zippity]

23% possession at home against a newly promoted side.

Ah, but that's the plan. We let them have possession before we hit them on the br....

well, ok, we don't do that, we just twat it forward. Right...we let them have possession but only in areas where they can't hurt us....like our box...ah, wait, no....

Sorry...I got nothing.

[Sclox]

This is Carveresque.