Newcastle United - v - Leeds United ***Matchday Thread***

[WTF11]

1st XI of donkeys

1. rachubka
2. Peltier
3. Bravo
4. Brown
5.roque junior
6. capaldi
7.Kebe
8. Nicholls
9. Ricketts
10. Paynter
11. Tonge

Honourable mentions to Luke Varney, Doukara, Diagourage, Erwin

It would have easy to have made at least 3 teams with some of the dross from the last 20 years

Agreed, you could add Sacko (fast, but still a donkey), Sloth, Anita, Grot, Ineguchi, etc etc (at least a subs bench).

[hopelesslyoptimistic]

Agreed, you could add Sacko (fast, but still a donkey), Sloth, Anita, Grot, Ineguchi, etc etc (at least a subs bench).

We have quite a few candidates for donkey manager too - Warnock would get my vote or maybe the watermelon man