Not quite over.....
Think it's only fair that the elderly should be put back to work, i'm opening up my own company for them to earn some money and not sponge for their pensions!
It's pulling rickshaws for a living, it's a pound a mile, for which they'll receive 10p, the rest will go to maintenance and upkeep of the vehicles, only people over 80 can apply, any obvious flaws, missing limbs, chronic bronchitis, death will of course be taken in to account,
there will be a cooling off period in the event of sudden death, while a new replacement can be found in order to preserve the smooth running of the business.
There will of course be a call out charge involved, for the removal of said person...
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