Bruce, in his pre-Chelsea press conference, said that we were a team which is "halfway"...then instantly corrected it to "in the bottom half". He's in denial-which is particularly worrying. I think he genuinely believes we're not in trouble.

I'll be astonished if we don't lose this. As the poorest of a bad bunch, I'd put Gayle up top to replace Wilson and Fraser and Maxi wide with Miggy behind Gayle. Luckily, we don't have to worry about him selecting Hendrick so hopefully it's Hayden and Wilock. Fernandez and Clark in the middle with Lewis and Krafth at full back.

Yes, I know there's more chance of Myleene....etc.....but we might as well have a go, the reason being that it's almost a free shot. Out of the 75 points available over our 25 PL meetings, we've managed....

9 Nine points out of 75 so why not have a go, I say.