Originally Posted by
NaeMairNeeps
No way he'll score anyway ... apart fae bein deid ... he's mair likely tae be sent off early for 'handball' ... his hands bein in an unnatural position ... nearer somebody elses body than his ain. Ref reaches for the yellow card, but, expectin words of protest/apology/pleas of mitigation from JWVS, and instead hearing "Now then, now then, how's about that then guys and gals?" ... reaches for the red and mutters "feck off scum" under his breath, and somehow resists the urge tae boot him repeatedly in the nuts .... and resists again when he hears the words "Goodness Gracious!" on production of said red.
Players and coaching staff of both sides express their gratitude to the bitb for sending JWVS for an early shower ... meaning no bugger has tae be in there with him.