Hasbro are rebranding Mr Potato Head as The Potato formerly known as Mr Potato Head.
Wayne was unavailable for comment
I've just had to google that and to be fair it is a very good likeness
Maris Piper bonce
I think he looks more like a cross between Captain Peacock and Mr Rumbold.
Classic PR stunt
Jump on the bandwagon with a topic that goes viral (like covid but without the laughs) and kerching, sales go up
Now in our "enlightened" times it's " finger, thumb, up your bum"
Ee by gum Grist - you and your pillow talk!