Yes Alf I know it's misspelt and should be "Royal Family", but your Firm are providing more comedy than the sitcom ever did.

The Queen's cousin has just been sent down for $exual assault.

Harry & Meghan are now permanently surfing in California with all of Harry's "titles" stripped.

Queen in hiding somewhere dodging Covid.

Coffin Dodger on his way out.

Edward locked away in a cupboard.

Charles now set to pass on being the King.

At least something good as come out of this "pandemic", - the demise of Hangers On United.