Right....who do we think amongst the footballing charlatans currently disgracing the shirt is on Bruce's side?

Craig Hope would have us believe it's not many, Luke Twat Edwards would tell us the reverse. I'm with hope, tbh.

So, number one on the shIt list is Shelvey. Absolute waste of a shirt, lazy and shite, believes his own hype...licks Bruce's arse becuase he can't believe his luck that he's in the team every week.

So...who else do we think is on the side of the cabbage?