To poor to die.

[Tricky1966]

I see on the BBC News that people living in Burnley are to poor to die.
That is very sad indeed.
If you wish to send me monies i will see Alf and the good people of Burnley get a good funeral.
Of course i will not be making any profit from the monies sent in to me

[cocopops61]

Very decent of you Tricky but Alf will be more than likely down south in his campervan when he cops it as I don't think that he likes spending to much time in Burnley

[Tricky1966]

Yes as his Caravan club membership is up for renewal i could arrange his membership fee for a year.
I believe it is £54.

[alfinyalcabo]

TBF I live in a small village a few miles outside Burnley in the shadow of Pendle Hill.. It's a very affluent place and in the beautiful countryside. It's been great living here during the lockdown as I can go out of my front door and straight into the countryside with tons of different walks and cycle rides to go at without seeing a soul.. I consider myself very fortunate indeed when I think of all those people in high rise flats stuck in them. No wonder the suicide rate is on an upward spiral.

I would imagine Griff has the same outlook living in Cumbria with such wonderful countryside. It's great up a North and Grimm darn Sarth Lads.. Stay safe Alf.

[donny tyke]

TBF I live in a small village a few miles outside Burnley in the shadow of Pendle Hill.. It's a very affluent place and in the beautiful countryside. It's been great living here during the lockdown as I can go out of my front door and straight into the countryside with tons of different walks and cycle rides to go at without seeing a soul.. I consider myself very fortunate indeed when I think of all those people in high rise flats stuck in them. No wonder the suicide rate is on an upward spiral.

I would imagine Griff has the same outlook living in Cumbria with such wonderful countryside. It's great up a North and Grimm darn Sarth Lads.. Stay safe Alf.

I remember when I was working in colne on a school in the middle of no where it was a beautiful spot . The scenery on the drive up there was amazing .

[griff]

TBF I live in a small village a few miles outside Burnley in the shadow of Pendle Hill.. It's a very affluent place and in the beautiful countryside. It's been great living here during the lockdown as I can go out of my front door and straight into the countryside with tons of different walks and cycle rides to go at without seeing a soul.. I consider myself very fortunate indeed when I think of all those people in high rise flats stuck in them. No wonder the suicide rate is on an upward spiral.

I would imagine Griff has the same outlook living in Cumbria with such wonderful countryside. It's great up a North and Grimm darn Sarth Lads.. Stay safe Alf.

Too true Alf, I can see Scotland across the Solway from my back garden and, if I walk less that 2 miles from my house, there’s a spot from where I can see the whole of the Solway laid out in one direction, turn around and I’ve got the Northern fells and Skiddaw. Half way in between there’s a great view of the Isle of Man. It’s not grim doon sooth Alf, it’s desolate.

[Tricky1966]

I would hate to live up North as all the women are called Nora and wear brown wrinkled tights and the men all called Compo and eat grass

[alfinyalcabo]

And darn south all the men are puffs and the women lesbians.. I will stick with Nora and wrinkled tights Tricky ..

[Tricky1966]

Yeah but i reckon you have great fun indulging with the Lidl yoghurt drooling fetish swingers at your down south caravan club meetings on them hot sultry nights in the summer

[griff]

And darn south all the men are puffs and the women lesbians.. I will stick with Nora and wrinkled tights Tricky ..

True Alf, and they all drink shandy.