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    Gaz "Ex wife hitting me with skateboard " was it hers or yours mate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by davee59 View Post
    Gaz "Ex wife hitting me with skateboard " was it hers or yours mate?
    Not mine davee, I was on me bike lol

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    Blimey gaz, robins going down faster than Monica Lewinsky!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davee59 View Post
    Blimey gaz, robins going down faster than Monica Lewinsky!!
    Drowning via the Gills indeed Plenty of blow jobs here me thinks

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz1959 View Post
    I am lucky to still have two TBF.
    Fibia x 1
    Tibia x 4
    Ribs x 3
    Colar bone x 1
    Metatarsil x 2
    Hand bones x 2 or 3
    Jaw x 1
    Eye socket times 1
    Ankle x 1
    Nose x 1 poss 2
    Goneria x 1

    Survived car crashes Train Crashes Bike and motorbike crashes Fell off of cliff got back up and climbed it again Burst appendix Heart attack Ladder sipped while on it and trapped hands saved me
    Fell off a ladder holding a window Ex wife hitting me with skateboard - glass ashtray - hoover - table - gouged my face from top to bottom with her fingernails - Chased off the ICF - stuck up Butleigh Salterton cliff while walking the dog but did get down so not technically stuck. Broke a pole vault pole while learning to pole vault
    Anyway nuff bout me

    Is that all ? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo View Post
    Is that all ? Lol
    no

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    Its not good enough Gaz lol, have you ever had a chinese burn or trod on a piece of lego while barefoot, or had double brain freeze after eating too much ice cream too quickly ?.

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    Make sure you don't fight her back Gaz otherwise you will have all the gay lesbian activists all over the country rioting and after your blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acido View Post
    Its not good enough Gaz lol, have you ever had a chinese burn or trod on a piece of lego while barefoot, or had double brain freeze after eating too much ice cream too quickly ?.
    All of those Acido
    Also had the Tom Tom's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    Make sure you don't fight her back Gaz otherwise you will have all the gay lesbian activists all over the country rioting and after your blood.
    True that trick
    I once stood there and said hit me do your worst. She rained blow after blow on my head. I lost some weird looking bit of tissue from my noes - it looked like a very intricate valve / filter. The human body is a truly amazing thing. We are so complex

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