O/T Jimmys Van

[Romared]

Kim made a quick recovery from falling in all that glass.
Eric's fallen art wi that Brenda at the cafe and is on the prowl--a knew itted never last.
Charlies lawyer son, who is allus set in cafe, is prowling for some man-on-man action.

Il evva threesome Wi Aaron n Mckenzie , thatsa shyte ovvacoit iz gorron , arr Kims brock summa them shell petrol glasses , shill bi reyt , gabby will soortit , Eric ta coppoff int hearse wi Cains Mam ( wobbulgob ) esta seen state onna ad soowinna sleep under a falla soot

[Romared]

Eyup SB eztha earrdowt abart wen Pauls funeral iz ? A gorrim sum flowers arta mi garden ( used to callem piccul beds ) thu startin ta wiltl abit near tho , whatshalladoo ?

[SBRed48]

Eyup SB eztha earrdowt abart wen Pauls funeral iz ? A gorrim sum flowers arta mi garden ( used to callem piccul beds ) thu startin ta wiltl abit near tho , whatshalladoo ?

Dint tha watch Part 2 other day ? Or worrit Friday ?

Unusually two vicars turned art wi Vinny fo Paul's funeral.
The Dingles played the family card and appeared when he wo laid to rest.
Mandy wo ruerrin.
Wiv moved on to Ethan still set in cafe lookin forriz Mam. Put thi flowers on compost bed.

[Romared]

Dint tha watch Part 2 other day ? Or worrit Friday ?

Unusually two vicars turned art wi Vinny fo Paul's funeral.
The Dingles played the family card and appeared when he wo laid to rest.
Mandy wo ruerrin.
Wiv moved on to Ethan still set in cafe lookin forriz Mam. Put thi flowers on compost bed.

Naeow musta missed it warra bugga as Aaron will soowin bi seyin

[Romared]

Kims not reyt, sumdis poisoned her wunda who
A wish yond Charles ud chuffoff , izzupptasummat yond gadgy ,,

[Hemsy_Phil]

For such a very small village a lot of people die/get killed quite regularly .

Who would be silly enough to live in Emmerdale or Midsomer?

[SBRed48]

Kims not reyt, sumdis poisoned her wunda who
A wish yond Charles ud chuffoff , izzupptasummat yond gadgy ,,

Get Miss Marple in, them bobbies from Hotten are useless.
Suspects ? Jamie, Mackenzie, Cain, Gabbi, Andrea, the wun who works forrer and pops in forra shag, Doug?, Al, who's been quiet recently ? Lydia-allus in the 'arse cleaning.

That Meena is a stirring little minx.

[SBRed48]

The Ethan lookin forriz Mam storyline is flagging a bit. I think his Mam will be revealed as Winifred Atwell, the ragtime pianist from Trinidad.

[Romared]

The Ethan lookin forriz Mam storyline is flagging a bit. I think his Mam will be revealed as Winifred Atwell, the ragtime pianist from Trinidad.

Sister Charlene White will evta tellim truth soowin , " tha needs ta geeor warin that ovvacoit , ittul bi like firebak inna fottnitt " and thi Fatha looks a reyt berk inniz wooly hat ! Eztha erd owt frum Kim SB ?
Marlons tekkun too much onnat Wooly fomi , iz nivva in kitchen nar, Vinnie n Liv coortin ageeun , sum tears ta cum this week,,

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Sister Charlene White will evta tellim truth soowin , " tha needs ta geeor warin that ovvacoit , ittul bi like firebak inna fottnitt " and thi Fatha looks a reyt berk inniz wooly hat ! Eztha erd owt frum Kim SB ?
Marlons tekkun too much onnat Wooly fomi , iz nivva in kitchen nar, Vinnie n Liv coortin ageeun , sum tears ta cum this week,,

Av noticed he nivva teks that coit off. He'll not feel benefit when he walks arta cafe into cowd air.

Kim's under doctor. Thuv drawn curtains so summat's not reyt. The saying its consumption and shiz reyt badly.