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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Av noticed he nivva teks that coit off. He'll not feel benefit when he walks arta cafe into cowd air.

    Kim's under doctor. Thuv drawn curtains so summat's not reyt. The saying its consumption and shiz reyt badly.
    Arr reccun iz eytha anoyl inniz jumpa orra dodgy tattoo , wats consumption ? shi duz suppalot , cudbi that ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Arr reccun iz eytha anoyl inniz jumpa orra dodgy tattoo , wats consumption ? shi duz suppalot , cudbi that ,
    Consumption is wot we in Doduth Bottom called TB--tuberculosis.

    She drinks top quality single malt whisky at £60 a bottle, not yer White Horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Consumption is wot we in Doduth Bottom called TB--tuberculosis.

    She drinks top quality single malt whisky at £60 a bottle, not yer White Horse.
    Reyt av gothi nar, av seena White Hoss ( norrim) ont way to Doduth this mornin , Kim wudda looked oreyt onnit geerd off shartin " go boy "
    Muckee Mare !
    Doduth was bustling earlier , plenty a fooark abart , summat tudoo Wi Shaws chipoyl being voted in top 50 best in country , accan see Marlon gerrin a job theer if thing's dunt piccup at Woolpack , Wooly cud become anutha Dil Raj

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    A wo born in a terraced 'arse next to 'Stute opposite Horse and Jockey (nar Dil Raj). Thuzza rarnd blue plaque on wall--"The Owd Sh1t SB was born here"

    Moved to Doduth Bottom still wrapped in mi swaddling clothes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    A wo born in a terraced 'arse next to 'Stute opposite Horse and Jockey (nar Dil Raj). Thuzza rarnd blue plaque on wall--"The Owd Sh1t SB was born here"

    Moved to Doduth Bottom still wrapped in mi swaddling clothes.
    a sawitt Reyt Q artside , a thort to missen " a knew him wenni ed nowt " glamras career on Tykesmad for yond fella ! Thal do fomee as ruff as thy arr , Hope Kims oreyt ? Shid like a CocKatoo for some help ? Thattud mek her betta ,Al eta watchit later , sum earrd tennis on soowin on arr 14" black n white telly !! am just moving coit hanga ta gerra betta signal , Forza Di Reds

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    Only saw second heyf. Vinny won a bet using Paul's Form Book and Mandy's gorrer hands onnit after Vinny promised id nivva bet ageean.

    April ez started to mix wi wrong sooart. Could push Marlon ovva edge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Only saw second heyf. Vinny won a bet using Paul's Form Book and Mandy's gorrer hands onnit after Vinny promised id nivva bet ageean.

    April ez started to mix wi wrong sooart. Could push Marlon ovva edge.
    ent seenit yit , awa watchin a shyte fest ! Ittul endin tears thee watch ,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    ent seenit yit , awa watchin a shyte fest ! Ittul endin tears thee watch ,,
    Did tha see Dickie Bird on Calendar? Dint recognise him at first He looked like a gypo wi long hair and beaten up, bruised face. He wo evving a haircut in his garden wi a camera crew there like we all do. Sed id fallen ovva but I think id edda row wi ismael abart Avvit Hoofball. He said Barnsley are going up so that shud put the kiss a death onnit.

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    Av cottup nar , sum reyt goowins on , Mandys goowin ta get locked up ageeun Marlons in meltdarn ovva who ta get riddon, ad gu fo Moiras Lad/Lass ? Missen , April's gerrin in wi ronguns , yond Charles must ev sum reyt eye's ta see thru them spec's , eztha noortissed arr thick lens iz , not seen owta that ( mowatt " shyte lookalike ) Aaron forra bit Duz tha reccun Livs losta cherry yit ? Summats not reyt uptheer int Dales ! Hour onnit tuneet !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Did tha see Dickie Bird on Calendar? Dint recognise him at first He looked like a gypo wi long hair and beaten up, bruised face. He wo evving a haircut in his garden wi a camera crew there like we all do. Sed id fallen ovva but I think id edda row wi ismael abart Avvit Hoofball. He said Barnsley are going up so that shud put the kiss a death onnit.
    Dint see him , can't bi doowin wi him, warri ruerin ? Ismy " mr angry unsportsmanlike "wudda ed iz henchmen deal with the Di ck ! , him off Boy's from the Blackstuff ( shake hand's ) wunta worn that behaviour

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