Better enjoy it while it lasts Cambridge fans. Mullin, Knoyle, the loan players, will be gone soon. Taylor will be a year older, and O halloran will be in a chair.

Who knows who else will go, everyone is on short contracts, being paid by bushells of wheat.

You probably will go up, and face having to build a new team in div1, aided by the footballing equivalent of the price of a packet of crisps from Barry.

All is not lost, United still have Leon Davies.

Kim of South Street......now Ruskin univ