Possibly
But I think
1 = poof
2 = poofs
more than 2 = pooves
so
He’s a poof
They’re a pair of poofs
What a bunch of pooves
OK, the answer is less entertainin' than some o' yer responses
In the early 70's, both recruited a Barry/Barrie Mitchell who didna mak a great number o' appearances, and didna stick aroon for lang.
No point in the Jimmy Nicol/Nicholl sitting on the drum stool/dugout bench conundrum then.
I'll search the reserves/trialists archives to see if the Green Final IDs 'Newman', or 'Junior' were ever applied to a Chas Newby.
Far better than that overblown pish that is Queen, and worth a quid or two, even if she is fae Huntly.
https://ionafyfe.bandcamp.com/track/the-northern-lights
I think my second answer wins