Who gets the whistle?

[Steve Miller]

Lets hope shes not on a red card for the honeymoon
Referees Howard Webb and Bibiana Steinhaus marry - BBC Sport" https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56734091

[CAMiller]

I guess it at least solves the problem of having to explain the offside rule to the wife

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

And both ex coppers, so where’s the truncheon?

[Scum-Triumphant]

They didn't stick with tradition and opted for a Clattenburg cake instead.

[Nogbad]

And both ex coppers, so where’s the truncheon?

...I suspect they've been playing "hide the truncheon"...

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Will she, allow play to continue, when a offence occurs, & the non-offending
partner, benefits from the advantage.

[Ronners]

I guess it at least solves the problem of having to explain the offside rule to the wife

Now that is funny CAM 😂😂😂

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Will she, allow play to continue, when a offence occurs, & the non-offending
partner, benefits from the advantage.

No but post copulation she will be expecting a video review from a bunch of anonymous blokes judging whether or not Webb had a part of his anatomy over the line.