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  1. #11
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    Knees up Mother Brown
    Knees up Mother Brown
    Under the table you must go
    Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh
    If I catch you bending
    I'll saw your legs right off
    Knees up, knees up
    Never get the breeze up
    Knees up Mother Brown

    Oh my, what a rotten song
    What a rotten song
    What a rotten song
    Oh my, what a rotten song
    And what a rotten singer
    Too-ooh-ooh.

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    Make slavery great again,you never hear the Incas or Mayans harping on about the facking Spanish!

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    Go down Moses
    Way down in Egypt land
    Tell all pharaoes to
    Let my people go!
    When Israel was in Egypt land
    Let my people go!
    Oppressed so hard they could not stand
    Let my people go!
    So the God said: go down, Moses
    Way down in Egypt land
    Tell all pharaoes to
    Let my people go!
    So moses went to Egypt land
    Let my people go!
    He made all pharaoes understand
    Let my people go!
    Yes the lord said: go down, Moses
    Way down in Egypt land
    Tell all pharaoes to
    Let my people go!
    Thus spoke the lord, bold Moses said:
    -let my people go!
    if not I'll smite, your firstborn's dead
    -let my people go!
    God-the lord said : go down, Moses
    Way down in Egypt land
    Tell all pharaoes to
    Let my people go!
    Tell all pharaoes
    To let my people go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    Go down Moses
    Way down in Egypt land
    Tell all pharaoes to
    Let my people go!
    When Israel was in Egypt land
    Let my people go!
    Oppressed so hard they could not stand
    Let my people go!
    So the God said: go down, Moses
    Way down in Egypt land
    Tell all pharaoes to
    Let my people go!
    So moses went to Egypt land
    Let my people go!
    He made all pharaoes understand
    Let my people go!
    Yes the lord said: go down, Moses
    Way down in Egypt land
    Tell all pharaoes to
    Let my people go!
    Thus spoke the lord, bold Moses said:
    -let my people go!
    if not I'll smite, your firstborn's dead
    -let my people go!
    God-the lord said : go down, Moses
    Way down in Egypt land
    Tell all pharaoes to
    Let my people go!
    Tell all pharaoes
    To let my people go.
    Best post of the year this trick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acido View Post
    What in the name of bl**dy hell, is this thread actually about ?.

    Ohh and btw, it was Victor Meldrew himsenn who asked me to ask that question. Its one of his favourite phrases.
    Must be them appy ammers being overly appy because no relegation battle this season?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz1959 View Post
    Must be them appy ammers being overly appy because no relegation battle this season?
    Me,"Im feeling very depressed"

    A lot of it about in East london and surrounding areas......It's Iron deficiency "

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    I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
    I don't know why I call him Gerald.
    He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
    I don't know why I call him Gerald.
    He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    I saw a mouse!
    (Where?)
    There on the stair!
    (Where on the stair?)
    Right there!
    A little mouse with clogs on
    Well I declare!
    Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
    Oh yeah!.....

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    I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
    It's got a basket, a bell that rings
    And things to make it look good.
    I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

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    You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
    I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.
    I've got a cloak it's a bit of a joke.
    There's a tear up the front. It's red and black.
    I've had it for months.
    If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.
    You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
    I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.
    I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
    I don't know why I call him Gerald.
    He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
    I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.
    I've got a clan of gingerbread men.
    Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
    Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.
    You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
    I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.
    I know a room full of musical tunes.
    Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork.
    Let's go into the other room and make them work.

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