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  1. #21
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    Shine on you Tradozone addicted nutty Hamster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    Shine on you Tradozone addicted nutty Hamster.
    Trazadone ffs

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    On a more serious not I Starling has just clouted my open French windows. I tried to resusitate it but I fear it is no more.I shall leave it in the warm spot off of the garden and pray. Pray with me ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz1959 View Post
    On a more serious not I Starling has just clouted my open French windows. I tried to resusitate it but I fear it is no more.I shall leave it in the warm spot off of the garden and pray. Pray with me ...
    No problem my good man, the honoury Eunuchs of Babylon are busy masturbating for you, pay no attention to their screams and shouts, pleasure will not be PAYE,
    still, who dares wins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocopops61 View Post
    I know someone who was always going to the doctors for some reason or another and the doctor eventually told him that he was a hypochondriac to which he replied "On No,not that as well!"
    Reminds me of the bloke who goes to see his Doctor...Doctor every morning I have a s hit at 8 o’clock, the Doc replies*» That’s good, what’s the problem?...The bloke: «*I wake up at 9*»

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    Grammer cops are uninulectual cops.
    Freeze and abuse my inner hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frenchlion View Post
    Reminds me of the bloke who goes to see his Doctor...Doctor every morning I have a s hit at 8 o’clock, the Doc replies*» That’s good, what’s the problem?...The bloke: «*I wake up at 9*»
    Doctor I keep talking s,hit and think I’m a chat show host ?

    Doctor, Hmmm could be the onset of Parkinson’s.

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    We sow the seed
    Nature grows the seed.
    We eat the seed
    Then we sow the seed
    Nature grows the seed
    We eat the seed
    We sow the seed
    Nature grows the seed.
    We eat the seed
    Then we sow the seed
    Nature grows the seed
    We eat the seed We sow the seed
    Nature grows the seed.
    We eat the seed
    Then we sow the seed
    Nature grows the seed
    We eat the seed
    Then we sow the seed
    Nature grows the seed.
    We eat the seed
    Then we sow the seed
    Nature grows the seed
    We eat the seed

    Until the Hippies of the world unite
    and a skinny women in Turkey gets butt raped by a thousand Camels.
    Last edited by Tricky1966; 18-04-2021 at 05:18 PM.

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    Does anybody want to buy this two tonne pile of manure Im selling (I nicked it actually from Alfies shed in Burnsley lol) ?.
    Tricky, do you want it to cover up that dead hippie you just murdered ?.

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    Alas a Hippie had to be slaughtered with a spade for calling an activist "Rik"
    Then Rik froze the Hippies tears and formed a dagger and stabbed the hippy through his c ock.
    Powerful?
    And people said he was just a fat office worker in Brent.
    Last edited by Tricky1966; 19-04-2021 at 07:52 AM.

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