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    To the more "Discerning" Dogger it is a very serious problem being spied upon by the degenerate lurkers who hides in the bushes and does not take part in the filthy antics out in the woods amongst fellow perverted copulating adults.
    If only they would appear and present their manhood loud and proud.
    Stand erect and safe now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    To the more "Discerning" Dogger it is a very serious problem being spied upon by the degenerate lurkers who hides in the bushes and does not take part in the filthy antics out in the woods amongst fellow perverted copulating adults.
    If only they would appear and present their manhood loud and proud.
    Stand erect and safe now.
    Indeed Sir, only then will they achieve the true level of Debauchery! i'm off to feed the pigs....

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    I think this thread has spurted to a climax and therefore Admin should consign it into the deep anus of Classic threads.
    Obviously they will have to start one first.

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    I have decided to hang up my boots to the crude vulgar side of Tricky and return to my god fearing Catholic ways with the Mrs. Little un and new dog Charlie.
    Toodle pip old things and go forward at gods speed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    I have decided to hang up my boots to the crude vulgar side of Tricky and return to my god fearing Catholic ways with the Mrs. Little un and new dog Charlie.
    Toodle pip old things and go forward at gods speed.
    Yo Trickster mate, dont you dare leave this board lol.
    As soon as we start losing regular posters on here, we get total anarchy then and the inmates start tekkin over the asylum.

    Last time we chatted on this thread, sumbody had just killed a hippie called Neil, and covered the body in mucky dung.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acido View Post
    Yo Trickster mate, dont you dare leave this board lol.
    As soon as we start losing regular posters on here, we get total anarchy then and the inmates start tekkin over the asylum.

    Last time we chatted on this thread, sumbody had just killed a hippie called Neil, and covered the body in mucky dung.
    Last time we chatted on this thread, sumbody had just killed a hippie called Neil, and covered the body in mucky dung.

    The Assassin of mon Niel was obviously a master deviant in the art s,exual deprivation, he was obviously educated by the weekend Eunuchs who claim to have originated from the hanging gardens of Babylon, in the day a true hub of deprivation and well enjoyed deviancy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn View Post
    The Assassin of mon Neil was obviously a master deviant in the art s,exual deprivation, he was obviously educated by the weekend Eunuchs who claim to have originated from the hanging gardens of Babylon, in the day a true hub of deprivation and well enjoyed deviancy!
    Ohh you mean a QP.Rangers or Charlton fan ?.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acido View Post
    Ohh you mean a QP.Rangers or Charlton fan ?.
    Ah, now would be the appropriate moment to question Larry the gargling Goat but it seems he's too busy swallowing atmo,
    however there is Nothing like a quick back scuttling with a Yorkshire lass whose consumed 40 pints and has a face full of doner kebab they say..... soldier on my son!!!

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    Good Day Mon brethren...
    Whilst out earlier getting supplies for a new rack and bomb making equipment, I noticed a young oik of no more than 5 screaming at his mother. It was causing quite a stir in the car park. I immediately sprung in to action and landed the most beautiful uppercut to the young beast. A swift kick in the arse was to follow, sending him over the bonnet.
    "No need for thanks my good woman, but should you wish to rid yourself of this vile creature, I have friends in Latvia that would pay a king's ransom" I said.
    Well, the abuse I got for my good deed was stunning, I had to taser her several times just to shut her up.
    I shall think twice in future, before I offer assistance, I tell you.
    Hopefully when she's calmed down, I'll let her and that vile specimen out of my boot and they can be on their way!
    Luckily we don't have the same problem in Somerset,
    Children under 10 are forced by local laws to wear muzzles. Any aggressive behaviour results in the town stocks. A second offence would be punishable by a year in a YOI institute.

    No namby-pamby pc Bolloks down here. This is Judge Jeffreys country.

    If they're old enough to steal they're old enough to hang.


    It's what made this country great!!
    Be lucky now
    John...

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