You Teaser! i'll have to stop exposing myself on the buses...Originally Posted by Tricky1966
Maybe Daggers you could entice Acid man to plate her Gary as you nurse your semi into full blown wood and release your spurts of filth over her dogged face
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You Teaser! i'll have to stop exposing myself on the buses...Maybe Daggers you could entice Acid man to plate her Gary as you nurse your semi into full blown wood and release your spurts of filth over her dogged face
Last edited by dagenhamJohn; 04-08-2021 at 05:28 PM.
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Ahh so your the new Reg Varney are you lol.
Is that what you all get away with doing when you reach a certain age, indecent exposure on public transport ?.
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Nothing wrong with publicly unleashing the Beast now and again, you should try it, opens up a whole new World Mon AmiAhh so your the new Reg Varney are you lol.
Is that what you all get away with doing when you reach a certain age, indecent exposure on public transport ?.
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Nahh, but what Im sure it does open up is a prison door lol.Nothing wrong with publicly unleashing the Beast now and again, you should try it, opens up a whole new World Mon Ami
That's not the bed and breakfast Im looking for.
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Get a few "Flashers" on the trains mainly at weekends.
The faster speed caters for the more discerning pervert.
Try it Daggers but make sure you buy a ticket
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Amateurs and mere beginners imo, a good indecent exposure should be conducted like an SAS mission, get it out before they know whats happening, usually leaves them too dazed to know what hit themGet a few "Flashers" on the trains mainly at weekends.
The faster speed caters for the more discerning pervert.
Try it Daggers but make sure you buy a ticket
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On another note,Earlier on today whilst having my morning ablutions, I noticed that my stool was floating. Normally after a vigorous head squeeze I can deliver a Richard that resembles that of the Eiffel tower. But not today.
This concerned me greatly as the normal rock of Gibraltar was a floating German torpedo.
I of course took myself to A+E with the said item wrapped up neatly in an old shoe box.
As I sat patiently with the rest of the worlds population in the waiting area I began taking stock of my life ( have I left the gas on, have I hid her body, and what times the football start) and what I should do.
Anyway, eventually after being escorted from the premises for being mentally unstable I consoled myself with eating 6 boiled eggs and I'm glad to say, normal service has been resumed and I'm now thinking of starting up a pottery business.
Every cloud n all that.
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Just be careful of Vinnie Jones showing you his chopper on the train (have you seen the film 'Midnight mean train').Get a few "Flashers" on the trains mainly at weekends.
The faster speed caters for the more discerning pervert. Try it Daggers but make sure you buy a ticket
Last edited by Acido; 05-08-2021 at 07:36 PM.
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I aint seen it Acido but i like Vinnie he is just a big softie reallyJust be careful of Vinnie Jones showing you his chopper on the train (have you seen the film 'Midnight mean train').
I once saw Keith Allen on a train but alas he had no Vindaloo with him.
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Big fan of Vinnie, enjoyed all the lock stock and barrel films!
Lost his wife a while ago and gave an emotional interview about how he was learning to deal with this terrible blow,
He's not as hard as we make him out, just like everyone else really God bless him!
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