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    Morris

    Been carrying hamstring injury since QPR away , it's being well monitored by the Physios Val sez , so that's why he's not starting , I like to see goal celebrations , nivva understand why many go slurrin towards corner flag on the knee's Asking for bother doing that , sort it Val, are wunt purrup with it, Al tell the nar

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    Both Woodrow and Dike ev been doing a classy pretending to crouch to evva sh1te goal celebration, Woodrow even pretending to pull a chain.
    Does it mean that even though we play sh1te football I still can score ?

    Av allus wondered if players get "aroused" when female physios are massaging their upper groin area to cure a hamstring ?
    Nurses used to give a quick kung fu type hit on todgers with the side of their hand to calm things darn when giving bed baths

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Both Woodrow and Dike ev been doing a classy pretending to crouch to evva sh1te goal celebration, Woodrow even pretending to pull a chain.
    Does it mean that even though we play sh1te football I still can score ?

    Av allus wondered if players get "aroused" when female physios are massaging their upper groin area to cure a hamstring ?
    Nurses used to give a quick kung fu type hit on todgers with the side of their hand to calm things darn when giving bed baths
    Roughly translated i need to get laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrascal View Post
    Roughly translated i need to get laid.
    Numan keeps me going. Worrabart thee Rasky ?
    Last edited by SBRed48; 16-04-2021 at 05:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Been carrying hamstring injury since QPR away , it's being well monitored by the Physios Val sez , so that's why he's not starting , I like to see goal celebrations , nivva understand why many go slurrin towards corner flag on the knee's Asking for bother doing that , sort it Val, are wunt purrup with it, Al tell the nar
    I’m surprised that we haven’t had a string of injuries in light of the 100 mph style of play.
    I thought Dike was limping the rest of the match after the incident with the Middlesboro goalkeeper.
    Very sad news about Morris - but on the other hand - how good is this guy going to be when fully fit - as he’s brilliant now!

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    Injuries unfortunately follow this lad about , so why does he think celebrating on his knee's is OK ? Daft bugga and that's why he hasn't played many games wherever he's been , needs a kick up arse ,

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    We need to get this play off place sorted as early as we can so we can take Carlton out of the equation and get him 100% for the play offs .

    A couple of weeks rest for the lad could make a massive difference to our play off prospects .

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Numan keeps me going. Worrabart thee Rasky ?
    Cant belive ive just seen this

    Struggling abit but fisting sorts it lol is numan safer than viagra. Seriously shes stopped calling me top jockey.

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