Life can be savage when it hands out bad luck, its especially true with Carlisle.

With your problems of management, on and off the pitch, and an unyielding bad luck, its no surprise you are struggling. But you still live. In reality, you are a prospering Prem club, big ground, loads of fans, and Carlisle are like a taut spring ready to go.

All the football world knows it, that fixtures like Juventus v Carlisle should be regular and normal. Applying for the Euro league must be met with acceptance, you dont need an invite.