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    Monkey hangers election..

    A massive kick up the lefty a,rse Kants...

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-57019456

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    Some of my manifesto would include...

    1. Cuckoo clocks to fart and shout "fack off"
    2. Mixed bathing for the unemployed.
    3. New law on selling your offspring, wife etc.
    4. French people to be deported
    5. And to raise the school leaving age to 67

    Fair policies for a fairer Britain!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn View Post
    Some of my manifesto would include...

    1. Cuckoo clocks to fart and shout "fack off"
    2. Mixed bathing for the unemployed.
    3. New law on selling your offspring, wife etc.
    4. French people to be deported
    5. And to raise the school leaving age to 67

    Fair policies for a fairer Britain!!!
    Problem with 4 is they might retaliate and we would get frenchlion back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by davee59 View Post
    Problem with 4 is they might retaliate and we would get frenchlion back?
    An interesting thought Sir!


    I'll be focusing on all women over the age of 40 changing their names to Norman.
    Free cigarettes for sheep.
    Return of the gibbet in town squares for failed asylum seekers.
    Making it legal to shoot a Frenchman with a crossbow on Sundays.
    Dog walkers who don't pick up the poo up to be jailed for life!

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    Tractor drivers to be shot on sight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo View Post
    Tractor drivers to be shot on sight.
    Indeed Sir,
    I would also add that persistent veganism should carry the death penalty! also facking hate trans people and so does my husband!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn View Post
    Indeed Sir,
    I would also add that persistent veganism should carry the death penalty! also facking hate trans people and so does my husband!!

    Got to say I dont post much now mate but I always have a look in and your a man after me own heart with your humour lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by donny tyke View Post
    Got to say I dont post much now mate but I always have a look in and your a man after me own heart with your humour lol
    Its all about humour mate, there's enough serious stuff about so lets have a laugh instead....

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    There's a village near me that has fack all there other than a Spar Stores and a pub. But it's the home of a well-known local professional tosser and left-wing agitator. I won't mention his name because Big Brother may be watching.

    He calls himself a teacher. But no Facker has ever found out where he teaches. And he's been arrested countless times. On that Facking climate change protest in London he glued himself to the pavement. He had his collar felt in Bristol recently for throwing bottles at plod on the Bints safety march, having been cheerily waved at by them last year as he helped pull down the statue of Edward Colston. In fact you name it he'd be protesting if it was for a woke cause. (Climate change isn't btw but bringing the capital to it's knees is not the way to do it).

    If Sean Bean phoned him and said the Blunts had been relegated because of gay rights he'd be up there like a shot.

    He's also a member of Momentum. The rabble that got Catweasel elected as Labour leader. And was in my old manor just prior to the 2019 General Election knocking on doors for the scruffy Kant. As pointless as you can get in Somerset. He'd have had more success milking a fridge freezer.

    But that's not the point. There are students at the college my son attends who hero worship the Kant. 'Because he's sticking it to the man bro'.

    Arsewipes.


    National service wouldn't be the worst thing!!

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