O/T your best ever chat up line or ones you've heard.....

[Brin]

I met a girl at a party last night. I said, ''You remind me of my little toe''

She said, '' Small and petite?''

''No, I'll probably bang you later on the end of the table when I'm pissed!''

[CAMiller]

I once heard a bloke say to a girl "Want a piece of my malt loaf?"

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

“That covid mask really suits you”

[Ronners]

“That covid mask really suits you”

Bloody el Grist, so the chat up line is to compliment a female on wearing something that covers some of her face?....... you smooth talking thing you ........😂

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Bloody el Grist, so the chat up line is to compliment a female on wearing something that covers some of her face?....... you smooth talking thing you ........😂

You only really start to worry when she replies " yes but it makes my beard itch"

[Ronners]

You only really start to worry when she replies " yes but it makes my beard itch"

Haha, and not to mention the vaccine making her b******s sore 😳

[Brin]

haha, and not to mention the vaccine making her b******s sore 😳

[Scum-Triumphant]

My magic watch says that you are not wearing any pants.

Her "Well I Am"

Bloody thing is half an hour fast

[Scum-Triumphant]

I am here

What are your other 2 wishes?

[Brin]

I am here

What are your other 2 wishes?

You smoothie you....