O/T your best ever chat up line or ones you've heard.....

[Godsend.F.C.]

I'm not feeling myself,

Do you mind if I feel you !

[cupid-stunt]

Some of these chat up lines are very funny.. alas
We live in different times and some of these could get you into trouble not very PC...today's chat up lines be like,hello what's your pronoun

[gm_gm]

I once pulled a Canklow girl in Tiffs, I told her she had beautiful eyes and a lovely smile ...she said shut thi gob and get thi cock owt

[CAMiller]

I once pulled a Canklow girl in Tiffs, I told her she had beautiful eyes and a lovely smile ...she said shut thi gob and get thi cock owt

I was in Tiffs once taking part in a drag competition and used that exact line on someone. Fact

[gm_gm]

I was in Tiffs once taking part in a drag competition and used that exact line on someone. Fact

Blonde hair on the edges, one blue and one black eye, with a scar down the left cheek (@rse) and an anchor on the left arm?....that was you?

[CASPER-64-FRANK]

I once pulled a Canklow girl in Tiffs, I told her she had beautiful eyes and a lovely smile ...she said shut thi gob and get thi cock owt

That's a coincidence gm.....
I once pulled a Canklow girl in Tiffs, I also told her she had beautiful eyes and a lovely smile.....
She never said a word.....just knelt down in front of me.... unzipped my Levis and..
took her false teeth out before giving me a.......*#*# *#*....


I've never been the same since...

[gm_gm]

That's a coincidence gm.....
I once pulled a Canklow girl in Tiffs, I also told her she had beautiful eyes and a lovely smile.....
She never said a word.....just knelt down in front of me.... unzipped my Levis and..
took her false teeth out before giving me a.......*#*# *#*....


I've never been the same since...

It appears CAM had a busy night Frank

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

It appears CAM had a busy night Frank

And it explains his avatar

[howdydoo]

Not so much of a chat up line but a bit of advice:

In London, went up to a group of lads and said, "Where's the best place to get a woman round here fella"

Quick as a flash, one chirped up: "On the end of your C@CK pal."




Sorry. All complaints to Roy Chubby Brown for that one.